Billy Can't

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Billy Can't
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Modded episodeKeen 5
ProtagonistCommander Keen
Author(s)
StatusComplete
Release date
Latest update2024-11-22
Discussion(s)PCKF release
Number of levels13
Secret levels0
New gameplay?No
New graphics?No
New levels?Yes
New sounds?No
New music?No
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Billy Can't is a levelpack made by SodiumtheGlitcher. It was first started in April 2024 and finished in mid-June, but wasn't released until November. It takes advantage of normally frowned upon gameplay techniques, exstensively overuses Bags O' Sugar, and is somewhat difficult.

Story

One day Keen turned on the Photachyon Transceiver and came across a news article featuring Mortimer. He announced the total annihilation of Korath III. The news reporter noted that the mysterious "Commander Keen" often thwarted his plans. Mortimer said, "Oh, he will try, but Billy Can't." Upon hearing this, Keen angrily turns the Photachyon Transceiver off, blasts into the BwB, and growls, "Billy Can't.... but KEEN CAN!"

Levels

  • Billy Can't - Level 00.png
    Billy can't...
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    0
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 01.png
    Keen doesn't know
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    44,400
    Ammo
    4
  • Billy Can't - Level 02.png
    Keen gets sick in the Sugar Factory
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    437,500
    Ammo
    4
  • Billy Can't - Level 03.png
    Keen faints at how Absolute Garbage this is
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    18,800
    Ammo
    2
  • Billy Can't - Level 04.png
    Keen clambers down and up the Fuse Tower
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    498,600
    Ammo
    5
  • Billy Can't - Level 05.png
    Keen won't have fun
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    4,000
    Ammo
    2
  • Billy Can't - Level 06.png
    Keen is angry about Goplat Usage
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    203,000
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 07.png
    Keen's switchin'
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    225,600
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 08.png
    Keen finds a hoard of Gems and Sugar
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    1,435,000
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 09.png
    9: Welp
    "Welp," Keen says
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    139,300
    Ammo
    10
  • Billy Can't - Level 10.png
    Keen crawls around in Secret Passages
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    152,400
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 11.png
    Keen sees buff GDH
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    381,000
    Ammo
    9
  • Billy Can't - Level 12.png
    ...but KEEN CAN!!!
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    147,200
    Ammo
    8
  • Billy Can't - Level 13.png
    Keen is confused in the Shikadi Outpost
    Required?
    Yes
    Points
    313,200
    Ammo
    8
  • Billy Can't - Level 14.png
    Keen finds secrets
    Required?
    No
    Points
    0
    Ammo
    0
  • Billy Can't - Level 15.png
    Keen scores high
    Required?
    No
    Points
    0
    Ammo
    0


Tools

Tools used: Abiathar, UNLZEXE